25 [M4F] looking for someone into extreme SPH. I want to be made fun of and rated before I explode.

I love to show off and lately no ones been interested. I'm going to bed soon and I'm hoping someone will see this post. All I wanna do is fun for someone. It's been a few days and I'm "full". I'm turtle small, and I get huge hard. I;d love to show my transformation, and explode thinking about how You'd make fun of me.